Fun Friday!

Hey everybody! Emily here at The Violet Corner, and I'm introducing something I've been wanting to do! Today, and every Friday from here on out will be a 'Fun Friday'! I will post something funny I find off the internet, whether I find it, or one of you, my wonderful readers sends it to me. This week I have a personal ad that I ran across and, well, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. I sincerely hope it was fake, or else I've lost all hope for the world.


Personal Ad

Please note, I copy and pasted this directly, I have not altered it, spelling, content, anything in anyway whatsoever.  This was written by a male, looking for a female.


Well. I am crazy superficial and shallow. When I am not being flaky I am ussually overly jealous and violent. In my free time I like to throw rocks at defenseless people, whether it is a small child or someone homeless. I am super mean, and generally angry. I will likely try to sabotage any connection we might make for the sake of making you cry. When I am not screaming and punching holes in walls I am ussually doing something more chill like self mutilation. I like to hit people for no reason, so if you enjoy being knocked unconscious because the sun got in my eye then I am your man. I am a clean freak and I shower at least 4 times a month. I expect you to be somewhat as clean. I need a girl that likes having one of my dirty socks shoved in her mouth while handcuffed to a public bench. What can I say? Romance is what I do best. When I meet your parents they will fall in love with me immediately. I am an excellent pathological liar and they will likely love the fact that you have met a charming validictorian who makes 40k a month with offshore dividend trading. When I invite them to my private villa in the heart of Italy for the summer they will immediately grant me your hand in marriage. I am not looking to jump into anything too fast, but I expect a fine looking child by the end of the year. That way if I leave you I will at least have a tax break to remember you by. Plus children make great housekeepers once they reach 3 or 4 years old. I like to plan for the future. If all of that sounds good to you, and you are good at explaining black eyes, then look no further. Act fast though, I look great in Ed Hardy clothes and I won't be on the market long.

I NEED YOUR HELP!  I want to have readers send in things for Fun Fridays! If you find a funny picture, stupid personal ad, disturbing Craig's list posting, anything! Please email thevioletcorner@gmail.com with the subject line: FFTips! You will get credit for what you send in if I decide to post it, so please include the name you would like me to credit it with!